The walls of asparagus have stood against every foe
The walls of asparagus have stood against every foe
by sauteslut
46 Comments
EmperorBamboozler
Infinite neon green piss.
Narrow_Grapefruit_23
You got a permit for that wall?????
FrankGehryNuman
Ok…. I’ll bite. Why so much
Kramit__The__Frog
Oops, I thought I was in the urinal section at a commercial Home Depot tradeshow.
Apprehensive-Fig3223
If youre trying to figure out options, pickle a bunch of it for garnishing sandwiches/burgers and bloody marys
goblin_pidar
3 rows of 6 boxes, each weighing 11lb. 198 pounds of asparagus, 1 pound less than the average American man!
jaffasplaffa
My pee is smelling bad from just looking at this picture 😂
Voiceless-Echo
Got a plated function?
CozyCook
bbdazed
“You shall not pass!!”
big-cheese789
We made a massive rubber band ball out of all of our asparagus bundles…named him “Gus”
Correct_Emu7015
Winter is coming
halfsweethalfstreet
Is this how Chicago gets the river green for St. Paddy’s?
DJMagicHandz
My kids want to know your location, they are certified asparagus junkies.
_LastTaterTot
I can smell my pee from here
beardedrockerboy
I expect to see a giant rubber band ball after you are done with all of that asparagus!
CosmicDubsTTV
Used to work in produce. I can still feel the cold splash of asparagus juice on my face from opening tons of these to put out on display.
queefurbanlol
Yay so many rubber bands! Hype as fuck if I walked into this. My wrists would be full.
PizzasBoyfrind
¿Quién es Gus? Gus no trabaja aquí.
chefscooking
Looks like my cooler this week at the grocery store I work at, it’s on sale, same containers even
KJRosemary
I used to do something similar with cake boxes! I’d box up 30-60 cakes so I’d call it my Great Wall of Leave Me Alone (also sometimes Great Wall of Fuck Off depending on who worked at the table across from me lol)
terrierdad420
Think of how many gallons of the stinkyest asparagus pee that will make though!
g_mo13
anthony is best knife
wildginger805
I cuss. You cuss. We all cuss for asparagus! – Gary Larson
userhwon
The floor is fryer oil.
Equivalent-Cash-8352
You can bend them and have them snap at the woody part. No need for a knife.
Ldghead
That’s a lot of smelly pee
SerLinny-Thypooh
Honestly if we’re just snipping the ends to bake or grill em, give me like 30 minutes.
Crap_Sally
GFS?
The_OtherGuy_99
I love this time of year.
AdjunctFunktopus
Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass-Paragus
ximagineerx
I know what the bathroom is gonna smell like
Zantheus
Let’s us see your finely sliced asparagus 🤣 feel free to consult the Mandolinarian.
Interesting-Web7128
129#
ya_boi_tim
Have you tried blowing trumpets for seven days?
iznotbutterz
I love cutting asparagus, no cutting board required!
drexelldrexell
I share a name with an asparagus brand. My coworkers think its hilarious to stick the labels on my back.
Embarrassed-Olive856
medium-rare-steaks
P touch label on a masamoto is crazy
No-Explanation-220
The beacons of my pre shift sativa joint are LIT.
arunmeng
I actually enjoy working with asparagus
hound20222
Imma sayyyy… 400 person event.. 4 asparagus each..?
46 Comments
Infinite neon green piss.
You got a permit for that wall?????
Ok…. I’ll bite. Why so much
Oops, I thought I was in the urinal section at a commercial Home Depot tradeshow.
If youre trying to figure out options, pickle a bunch of it for garnishing sandwiches/burgers and bloody marys
3 rows of 6 boxes, each weighing 11lb. 198 pounds of asparagus, 1 pound less than the average American man!
My pee is smelling bad from just looking at this picture 😂
Got a plated function?
“You shall not pass!!”
We made a massive rubber band ball out of all of our asparagus bundles…named him “Gus”
Winter is coming
Is this how Chicago gets the river green for St. Paddy’s?
My kids want to know your location, they are certified asparagus junkies.
I can smell my pee from here
I expect to see a giant rubber band ball after you are done with all of that asparagus!
Used to work in produce. I can still feel the cold splash of asparagus juice on my face from opening tons of these to put out on display.
Yay so many rubber bands! Hype as fuck if I walked into this. My wrists would be full.
¿Quién es Gus? Gus no trabaja aquí.
Looks like my cooler this week at the grocery store I work at, it’s on sale, same containers even
I used to do something similar with cake boxes! I’d box up 30-60 cakes so I’d call it my Great Wall of Leave Me Alone (also sometimes Great Wall of Fuck Off depending on who worked at the table across from me lol)
Think of how many gallons of the stinkyest asparagus pee that will make though!
anthony is best knife
I cuss. You cuss. We all cuss for asparagus! – Gary Larson
The floor is fryer oil.
You can bend them and have them snap at the woody part. No need for a knife.
That’s a lot of smelly pee
Honestly if we’re just snipping the ends to bake or grill em, give me like 30 minutes.
GFS?
I love this time of year.
Your authority is not recognized in Fort Kickass-Paragus
I know what the bathroom is gonna smell like
Let’s us see your finely sliced asparagus 🤣 feel free to consult the Mandolinarian.
129#
Have you tried blowing trumpets for seven days?
I love cutting asparagus, no cutting board required!
I share a name with an asparagus brand. My coworkers think its hilarious to stick the labels on my back.
P touch label on a masamoto is crazy
The beacons of my pre shift sativa joint are LIT.
I actually enjoy working with asparagus
Imma sayyyy… 400 person event.. 4 asparagus each..?
I fucking hate those plastic boxes
I got two sprigs last time I dined in . 🙁
Unleash the stinky pee!
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